JP is a contestant on Minecraft Survivor: The Nile.
JP started on the dominant Hariq tribe, but remained dominant on the Shams tribe as well, avoiding Tribal Council entirely until the merge. There, he made a big move to vote out Salted, but he became more and more paranoid as his ally Gum was voted out. However, he sat with the Shams majority as they finished off the post-swap Hikma tribe, but was then identified as the biggest threat and was voted out one day before the Final Tribal Council.
Current Residence: Virginia, US
Occupation: Political Cartoonist
Tribe Designation: Hariq
Hobbies: As I said in the question that asked me this earlier, I have an interest in raw statistics/fucking around with spreadsheets in my spare time and drawing dumb shit. Also cooking is something that I have fun doing, because it's like an art form for multiple senses. Hiking is fun too, but I don't get to do that too much. One last thing I've gotten into is video editing, which eats up a lot of time but is still something I'm happy to be learning.
Pet Peeves: "Shitty drivers. That's something that can rile me up like nothing else. Like bro you're operating a ton of metal that if you are negligent with, could kill dozens of people. So why don't you pay attention to the FUCKING road? If you learn to drive then you don't have to deal with people like me honking their horns at you, so learn to fuckin drive you stupid asshole. Learn to drive up with the speedlimit too. When you're on the highway, you should go WITH the flow of traffic, not at 55 miles an hour because it's the speed limit, you senile old fuck. People like that are the reason why anybody over the age of 85 shouldn't be allowed to drive. I don't care if they have a reason to, old boomers like that that only give a shit about themselves are what's wrong with this country, and their attitude endangers thousands of people every damn day. Just take an uber so I don't have to worry about your geriatric ass having a stroke and keeling over while driving on the interstate. God old drivers piss me off.
Golf with your Friends too, what a dogshit game that is."
3 Words to Describe You: amicable, pretentious, aloof
If You Could Have 3 Things on the Island What Would They Be and Why?: The president, the queen, and the pope. Within minutes they'd be rescued, and if there's nobody coming to save them, we have bigger problems in the world.
Reason for Being on SURVIVOR: I think it'd be a very fun experience and the chance for me to show off just how goddamn hilarious I am to the fine 8 year olds of your fanbase. Plus, nearly everyone who's played in your series has reflected on it as an incredibly positive experience.
Why You Think You Will be the Sole SURVIVOR?: "I can guarantee that I'm smarter than anyone else you could slap together in this cast, and that'll be able to propel me to the end while I dance circles around them. (Don't tell anyone, but I'm probably not gonna win. But that cocky attitude will make it really funny when I eat shit)"
|JP's Voting History|
|1||Hariq Tribe Immune|
|2||Hariq Tribe Immune|
|3||Shams Tribe Immune|
|4||Shams Tribe Immune|
|Shams Tribe Immune|
|5||Shams Tribe Immune|
|Lune||Jiv, Landslide, Lune|
|Voted Off, Day 38|
- JP did in fact not vote out ChaosKoko
- JP is the only person in the final 6 never to visit the Oasis.
|Season 8 Castaways|
|Statistics of JPtoony|
|Total votes received:||6|